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Thorsten Passek:  

Even though his early influences were Video-Pioneers like Chuck Berry and Gary Dell'Abate - his professional life is presently close to “like a noine” - he actually is a competent Writer/Producer/Director/Talent for TV, Radio, Stage, Print, Audiobooks and Podcasts.
Plus a stand up comedian , VO guy and TONY the T...

What he apparently is not - as you can tell from this crappy homepage - is interested in building a modern one...  

                                                          

 

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Greatest Moment: Visiting 10050 Cielo Drive...

  

...and meeting Dr. Bruce...  

 

 

     

 

 

Worst Moment: Missed the chance to heavily hit on a 21-year old Claudia Schiffer...

 

 

      

 

Proudest Moment: Got into High Times  and

Blueboy Magazine

with the same photo...                           

Influence: Galileo Galilei, Michelangelo, Baudelaire...not so much... sadly, rather Howard Stern’s Butt Bongo Fiesta... 

 

Ambition: To meet Sienna West   

Would  settle for Billy West…                

  

      

„Operates“ out of Munich  

If you want to work with Passek -  or would just like to keep him around as an emotional support/service pet

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Passek:
 

Moves poses like Jagger...

  

 

       

 

PS: He recently spent a couple of nights at The Hotel California. This is his report: 

 

‘Due to tons of complaints and negative reviews on Tripadvisor, a more customer friendly policy was installed and changes have been made to improve the service quality. 




- they do have wine now




- “The beast” can be killed - in fact, I smacked 2 of those huge, annoying “beasts” - insects, who bother you at night on your balcony, with a Flip Flop 




- updated check out/leave policy: you can LEAVE anytime you want now - in fact, you have to Check Out before 12:00 pm, else there is a 35 $ fine!




Did not see any dancing pretty boys (not a deal breaker). After the long overdue renovation they classed up the rooms and got rid of that brothel feel, i.e. no more 

“mirrors on the ceiling”. 

 

Still some voices down the corridor, but you have them in all Hotels...




“SHE” got rid of that Mercedes Benz and drives a Tesla now. “Her mind” is no longer “Tiffany-Twisted”. Now it’s “Chopard-Coocoo” ! 




In conclusion, it was a much better experience than the guy from The Eagles had back in the day and Hotel California deserves another chance ...’